turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police


(Source: promised-land)


essentialcoles:

One friendship ruined

(Source: rikureplica)


skypestripper:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

these dont even look like him

vita-mon:

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

Sext misinterpretation by Kim Jung-Un.


icythings:

this is what it’s like being at school way later than usual

(Source: micoovav)